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Joke of the Day

"I want a job cleaning mirrors It's something I could really see myself doing."

"Where do you send Jewish kids with ADHD? Concentration Camp"

"""Aw shit, my blackberry photos got hacked"" ... ...said nobody ever"

"Thor Odinson may not be the coolest God-name ever... But it's still better than Loki Adoptedson. /burn"

"A male feminist walks into a bar. . . Because it was set so low"

"Steve Irwin died as he lived... With nature in his heart"

"Why was the young golfer so angry? Because he was having a rough day."

"Whenever I speak to religious people about my beliefs, I receive a lot of judgement. It seems that Jesus is the only one who truly accepts me for who I am!"

"Why is peter pan always flying? He neverlands. I like this joke because it never grows old."

"A guy is walking with a young boy into the woods... Boy ""hey mister its getting dark out and I'm scared"" Man ""how do you think I feel, I have to walk back alone"""