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Joke of the Day

"Why did Steph Curry cross the road? Because he wasn't far enough from the 3pt line to take the shot."

"What do you get when you cross The Atlantic with The Titanic? About halfway."

"My girlfriend. ..probably tells me a lot that I don't listen to her."

"""We should see other people"" PIGEON: coo ""It's not u it's me"" - coo ""I'm breaking up w/ u"" - coo ""I'm sleeping w/ ur brother"" - not coo"

"People who say, ""nothing could ever tear us apart"", must not know about sharks."

"How do Super Heroes like their drinks served? WITH JUST ICE!"

"what You Call That 'THING'. After two hours of row, some big oaths,search of your wallet,mobile phone checking,and negative comments you can not make one 'THING' satisfied and thats called 'WIFE'."

"A giraffe walks into a bar. He slides up to the bar tender and says ""High balls are on me""."

"""My place is a mess"" - Every girl, ever.... ""Well in that case, I'm not coming in"" - No guy, ever"

"How many Africans does it take to change a lightbulb? Five, one to change it, and four to dance around for no fucking reason."