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Joke of the Day

"If A Tree Falls Down In The Woods... But no one is around to hear it. Does a hipster still buy the album?"

"If 50 Shades of Grey were in the NFL... ...it'd be on the Commissioner's Exempt list."

"The GOP debate. What a shitshow."

"Why do white people hate being called crackers? Because they find it insaltine."

"What did Jesus say when they un-nailed his hands from the cross? THE FEET, THE FEET, THE FEET!!!"

"What did the number 0 say to the number 8? -Nice belt."

"BREAKING NEWS: New iPad Will Do Same Sh*t other iPads Already Do!"

"What's the difference between Indiana and Reddit? In Reddit, you get served no matter who you are."

"Why was Harry Potter hufflepuffed after his date with Hermione? She wouldn't let his ravenclaw slytherin her Gryffindor."

"The Unabomber What do the Unabomber and a girl from Alabama have in common? They were both fingered by their brother."