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Joke of the Day

"""We should see other people"" PIGEON: coo ""It's not u it's me"" - coo ""I'm breaking up w/ u"" - coo ""I'm sleeping w/ ur brother"" - not coo"

"How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only two, but I don't know how they get in there."

"Why is pinocchio so good in the bedroom? He nose what he's doing"

"*downloads Pinterest *pins tutorial on how to uninstall Pinterest *uninstalls"

"What's green and sings? Elvis Parsley"

"Arnold Schwarzenegger and Michael Jackson decided to combine their efforts to create a Superhuman... they called it Michael Sch......was-a-negger. Sorry for the Racism :<"

"What season is it when you are on a trampoline? Spring time :D I'm not funny (._.)"

"Kermit the Frog's favorite sex position? Pig in a Blanket."

"Dark humor is like a kid with cancer..... It never gets old."

"Why do vegetarians give good head? Because they are used to eating nuts!"