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Joke of the Day

"How many Africans does it take to change a lightbulb? Five, one to change it, and four to dance around for no fucking reason."

"whats worse then ants in your pants? Uncles in your pants"

"The secret to having all of your dreams come true is to keep changing your dreams to something that's just about to happen anyway."

"What's the difference between a cow and 9/11? Americans can't milk a cow for 15 years."

"If I were black... I'd stand in front of a tanning salon and laugh at all the customers. Source: Neal Brennan"

"""Don't Kid Yourself"" would be the greatest brand name for birth control pills."

"What do drug dealers sit on? KUSHions please tell me that joke is funny, my girlfriend is trying to tell me that it isn't funny. We all know it is."

"If you're religious you dont get to pick & choose ""You shall not make for yourself an idol"" That Disney sticker means you're going to hell"

"Why did the midget laugh while walking across the field? Because the grass tickled his balls."

"What did Shakespeare name his pet pig? Hamlet."