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Joke of the Day
"2020 Olympic high jump results Gold - Mexico Silver - Mexico Bronze - Mexico"
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"How do you get honey from a graveyard? From a zombee! I'll see myself out"
"Why did the semen cross the road? I wore the wrong socks this morning *Edit: Not my joke but haven't seen it here and thought it was funny :)*"
"Democrats are the sexiest party... Because no one wants some elephant"
"How many drummers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they have machines for that these days"
"It feels like Obama's been on tour longer than The Rolling Stones."
"What's denser than a feminist? Water. . . . . Water is denser than fat"
"Establish dominance by licking the spoon and then putting it back in the mashed potatoes at Thanksgiving dinner."
"Earlier today I saw the Facebook group 'kids vs cancer' Well, it turns out writing ""my money is on cancer every time"" is one way to get quite a bit of hate mail."
"What do you call a Mexican fighting a priest? Alien vs. Predator"