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Joke of the Day
"Why did the walrus go to the tuppeware party? To find a tight seal.. Badum tsst"
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"What do you call two lesbians in a canoe..... Fur Traders"
"What's the difference between a cat and a comma? One has its claws at the end of its paws, and one is a pause at the end of a clause."
"What is literally the most important fact you'll ever learn, that will totally blow your mind? That people exaggerate."
"I'll vote for whichever presidential candidate promises to end the banter before two people announce who won an Emmy."
"What do you call 4 condoms? For me, a year's supply."
"What do you get when you cross a rabbit with strawberry soda? A berry bubbly bunny."
"So you kill them with kindness but then what do you do with the bodies WHAT DO YOU DO WITH THE BODIES SO MANY BODIES OH GOD"
"Why were there no black people in the Flintstones? Because they were still considered monkeys."
"Rednecks can't describe large areas as expansive... Listeners will just wonder why they paid so much for it."