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Joke of the Day

"I replaced the bulb in my refrigerator with a tanning bulb... that way if I ever get fat, at least I'll have nice color."

"what does the fox say dingdingdingdingdingding"

"*sees a couple of vacuum cleaners making out* ""Ugh, get a Roomba"""

"What's the difference between love and lust? ""About two-hundred dollars."" - Johnny Carson"

"This election year I vote for Seroquel Because I'm Antipsychotic"

"Customer spelling her name: Me: Is that V as in Victor or Z as in Zebra? Her: Z as in Xylophone. And this, kids, is why education is key."

"Jeff, a semicolon, and an Oxford comma go to a bar. They both had a great time."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bart ! Bart who ? Bart-enders serve drinks !"

"Q: What does a horny toad say? A: Rubbit"

"What's the difference between jokes and dicks? My girlfriend doesn't laugh at my jokes. *edited for spelling: ""Mr"" instead of ""my""*"