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Joke of the Day
"The King and I always have breakfast for dinner on Christmas Eve We call it Yule Brinner."
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"Two ions are walking down the street... the first one says I'm missing an electron. The second one asks ""Are you sure?"" The first one says ""I'm positive"""
"Saw a friend really drunk last night so I took his car keys from him. Felt good, he was so drunk I doubt he remembers who stole his car"
"What must a vampire ask before he has sex? Is it alright if I cum inside?"
"Why do they call it PMS? Because mad cow disease was already taken"
"What do you call a bunch of happy Seahawks fans after the Super Bowl? Haitians"
"Facebook, Pinterest and Instagram have taught us that for every giant technological leap ahead, we will find a way to use it for dumb crap"
"Q: What happens when a professor teaches for a decade? A: He gets Tenyear."
"Why couldn't Jesus eat M&M's? because of the holes in his hands"
"What do a bucket and a woman have in common? Before 1928, neither could vote."