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Joke of the Day

"Why do they call it PMS? Because mad cow disease was already taken"

"I wish Beyonce & Jay-Z would get on stage and present their baby to the world like Mufasa did in the Lion King."

"Thought I could put dolphin in my fish pie. Until I noticed I was using all porpoise flour."

"A man from out of town walks into a bar... ...the locals know to duck."

"Apocalypse cheese I bought some apocalypse cheese. It said best before the end."

"Where do I see myself in five years? *kicks feet up on desk* Sir, does my resume list ""psychics abilities"" under skills? No. Next question."

"A rainbow took an exam... It passed with flying colours."

"I don't play golf because any game that includes strokes and handicaps just doesn't sound like my kind of fun."

"I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here."

"Did you hear about the kleptomaniac with no sense of humor? He took everything literally"