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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't Jesus eat M&M's? because of the holes in his hands"
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"My girlfriend reacts to 'sex night' the way a 6 year old does to 'bath night'"
"No tables? Maybe THIS will change your mind [slides maitre d' piece of paper that says ""It's my birthday""]"
"If you think nobody cares whether you're alive, try missing a couple of payments."
"What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I need friends."
"[Little Caesar's meeting] ""We need a new, clever slogan"" *everyone looks at Jim* Jim: Um... Pizza...Pizza? ""Jim...U just saved this company"""
"Someone just posted an article on Facebook and said ""file this under sad."" WAS I SUPPOSED TO BE FILING EVERYTHING"
"waiter: ""what drink would you like"" me: "" l "" waiter: me: waiter: me: waiter: me: waiter: ""is pepsi okay"""
"The five most essential words for a healthy, vital relationship ""I apologize"" and ""You are right."""
"How does Dracula keep fit? He plays batminton."