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Joke of the Day
"What's a rabbits' favorite song? ""Hoppy Birthday to You."""
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"Think I will wear my SUPER BITCH cape today"
"Overheard at Starbucks: Man: Would you like to try a pumpkin spice latte? Woman: No. Since Trump came on the scene I am boycotting everything orange."
"What did Gandalf say to the guy with a shy bladder? ""You shall not piss."""
"Girl on my kids hockey team is a real whore She even got two minutes for hooking."
"I like working out. Sometimes I still feel like I have the body of a teenager, but then I remember I buried that slut like, a week ago."
"Why are Republicans so easy to point out? They're usually the elephant in the room"
"A Horse Walks Into A Bar And the bartender says ""Why the long face?"" The horse replies, ""My alcoholism is destroying my family"""
"I have a really good relatipnship with the elevator operator. We speak to eachother on so many different levels."
"Sleeping pills? Who needs those? We've got PowerPoint."