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Joke of the Day

"A Horse Walks Into A Bar And the bartender says ""Why the long face?"" The horse replies, ""My alcoholism is destroying my family"""

"Three men walk into a bar... You'd have thought the third one would have seen it."

"I have a joke about US history but..... I'm going to rewrite it."

"What do Asians find hard in math? Their dick."

"Jack & Jill went up the hill, for a bit of privacy. Jill lifted her dress, to Jack's distress there was something there she hadn't confessed"

"Be the change you wish to see in the world. -Abraham Lincoln, George Washington, Franklin D. Roosevelt, and Thomas Jefferson"

"What's the difference between Iron Man and iron woman? Iron Man is a superhero. Iron woman is a command."

"What's better than a tall woman wrapping her legs around you? A short woman trying like hell."

"What do Catholics and Baptists have in common? Neither acknowledge their fellow church-goers at the liquor store."

"Lifehack: Make sure you give your child a normal name Me: are you still mad your parents named you ""lifehack""?"