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Joke of the Day

"A Horse Walks Into A Bar And the bartender says ""Why the long face?"" The horse replies, ""My alcoholism is destroying my family"""

"What do you call a cheap hooker's snatch? Death Valley."

"What did God say to Noah? ""Make a backup, I need to re-format this."""

"Does it count as necrophilia if she's just dead inside?"

"I was telling this chick how I almost died during childbirth and she asked me when I'm having another one. I SAID I ALMOST DIED, CRAZY LADY."

"What is a french bakers lifestyle like? Its a life of pain"

"What was the geologists' favorite Musical genere? rock"

"Someone said you sound like an owl. Who?"

"I hoped to be a mortgage some day... But it looks like I'm forever a loan."

"What my father said to my prospective college roommate the first time they met... Do you know how to tell if you roommate is gay?? His cock tastes like shit!!"