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Joke of the Day
"Why are Republicans so easy to point out? They're usually the elephant in the room"
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"If I were Cinderella, I wouldn't have settled for a guy who couldn't even remember what my face looked like."
"What do silicon and my ex girlfriend have in common? the resistance of both drop when doped."
"For the next president we should just elect the CEO of a dildo company at least they're honest about how they fuck people"
"What do ghosts wear? Boo Jeans"
"And the Oscar goes to... Jail."
"I hate Japanese books. They always ruin the ending."