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Joke of the Day
"What did the Bulbasaur say to the Charmander? ""Bulbasaur!!"""
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"Just ate my last pair of edible undies, I guess it's time to get groceries."
"My daughters took turns tracing each other over and over with chalk. Now it looks like 25 children were murdered in my driveway."
"What do you call someone who has discovered nirvana? A Buddhist Or a Teenager who thinks they are now greater than everyone else Older people might not feel this joke"
"I don't smoke to be cool, I smoke so no one asks me to hold their baby."
"This Jewish kid asks his dad for five dollars... and his dad goes, ""Four dollars? What do you need three dollars for?"""
"What do you call an anarchist grandmother who just found out she's pregnant? Rebel without a menopause."
"Youtube criticism police in a nutshell No."
"What's the most confusing holiday in the hood? Kwanzaa. I don't think anyone has a clue what that holiday is."
"Considering ""natural"" childbirth? You wouldn't have a tooth pulled without painkillers, right? This is an 8lb tooth. From your crotch."