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Joke of the Day
"Youtube criticism police in a nutshell No."
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"You see me wildly flailing my arms. Did I: a) Walk through a spider web? b) Try to wrap something in Saran wrap? c) Try to use Scotch tape?"
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"There are only two types of people in this world: Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data."
"I'll vote for whichever presidential candidate promises to end the banter before two people announce who won an Emmy."
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"With a face like that, I think it's a safe to say, life's been handing Renee Zellweger lemons for quite some time."
"Hey girl, are you a fire alarm? 'Cause you get triggered from the smallest of things"