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Joke of the Day
"I liked the movie Taken better the first time I saw it when it was called Finding Nemo."
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"Have you heard the one about the deaf guy? No, neither has he."
"What kind of workout does Bob the electrician do? Circuit training."
"For easter I'm going to smuggle drugs into prison with my anus. I'm calling myself the keister bunny!"
"Me: *Rubbing Chin* Why am I always hungry 30 mins after I eat Chinese food? Chin: [pushing my hand away}I dunno man I just deliver the food."
"What's the difference between a lawyer and a vaccuum? With a vaccuum, the dirtbag's on the inside!"
"How do you fix a broken pizza? Use tomato paste."
"What do you call a man who owns a club for porn addicts? Master Bates"
"Where do otters come from? Otter space. [credit goes to Anne Carson, or wherever she heard it]"
"What would a midget be jealous of at a little kid? The kid is over 5 feet tall."