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Joke of the Day
"What happens when the Pope dies? ....another one popes up."
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"What do you have when you got 6 road workers and 6 lesbians? 12 people who don't do dick."
"What did the egg say to the boiling water? ""It might take me a while to get hard I just got layed last night."""
"Knock knock. Who's there? A cow. A cow who? Not a cow ""who""! A cow moos. An owl says ""who""."
"Dear Santa, All I want for Christmas is a copy of your naughty list. Love, -Tim"
"[Emergency Room] MRS. PINATA: Will my husband make it, doc? DOCTOR *slurping on sucker*: We'll do what we can but he's lost a lot of candy"
"Ladies & gentleman this is ur captain speaking. I havent seen the new Star Wars yet. If I hear u discussing spoilers I will crash this plane"
"What does a German soccer player call his cleats? Das Boots"
"Why do the elephants have short tails ? Because they can't remember long stories !"
"Cat Joke just kitten."