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Joke of the Day
"What kind of workout does Bob the electrician do? Circuit training."
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"England doesn't have a kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool"
"My wife and I were happy for 22 years...... Then we met!"
"A post at night is like a land mine You have to happen upon it to blow on"
"What are the two sexiest barn yard animals? Brown-chicken-brown-cow"
"My missus hates it when I put her chocolate bars in other chocolate bar wrappers. It gets her Snickers in a Twix."
"I wanted to report the police for damaging my luggage while searching my car But the case got thrown out of court"
"patiently explainin to a 5yr old that night lights only mean u will SEE the monster as it rips u apart.. that sometimes not knowin is better"
"You seem to like blonde jokes around here. Here is my favorite: Why did the blonde have such a terribly bruised belly button? Her boyfriend was blond as well."
"My brain knows that there's a guy doing work on my roof today, but my nervous system keeps acting like the house is under attack."