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Joke of the Day

"How do you fix a broken pizza? Use tomato paste."

"What did Bernie Madoff say to Bernie Sanders? I'll take your money!"

"One of the great pleasures of living in a city is walking by a pile of bloody clothes and thinking, ""Someone else will take care of this."""

"The KKK, Black Lives Matter And Westboro Baptist Church Throw Urine At Each Other Outside RNC. Reports are still unclear as to what pissed them all off."

"Have you heard about the Butchers 420 Dodgeball Classic? It's a high steaks game."

"Did you hear that Castro's body double retired? He was tired of playing second Fidel."

"How to win an argument with a woman: 1. Too late, you're already wrong."

"Holy crap what a wank... I really took a beating back there."

"Who invented cereals? Chris P."

"What's the difference between Hillary Clinton and an AR 15? One is responsible for the deaths of Americans, the other is an inanimate object."