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Joke of the Day

"What would a midget be jealous of at a little kid? The kid is over 5 feet tall."

"What's the capital of Greece? The G"

"Because Washington passed gay marriage today I threw my human wife in the garbage, fucked 2 donkeys & married a rotisserie chicken."

"Why Ireland so rich? Because its capital is always Dublin."

"What is your favorite ""My dick is so big.."" joke? Mine is, ""My dick is so big that, at the movie theater, popcorn comes in small, medium, large and my dick."""

"Psychedelic Playthings... So I should probably stop covering my child's toys in LSD and leaving them out... ... I've heard they can be a trip hazard."

"at the gym...what machine can i use to impress a lady??..gym instructor:try d atm machine by the road.."

"The difference between ""Girlfriend"" and ""Girl Friend"" is that little space in between. We call the ""Friend Zone""."

"I can't have teamwork at League of Legends because... the only people listening to my calls are the NSA."

"A single gene that is dramatically different in chimpanzees and humans may explain why apes cannot talk. Oh well, at least they can still communicate through rap music."