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Joke of the Day
"What would a midget be jealous of at a little kid? The kid is over 5 feet tall."
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"Why should you not tell jokes to sand paper? It's a rough crowd ...Ba da bum chssh"
"What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... and Michael Jackson liked to rape little boys."
"There are two types of people: Those who extrapolate from incomplete data... ...and those who understand the importance of error bars."
"A cop stops an electron for speeding. He says ""Did you know you were going 100 mph?"" ""Great"", says the electron, ""now I'm lost!"""
"""This role looks absolutely fucking terrible. OK, I'll do it."" - Nicolas Cage"
"A pencil sketch artists' greatest dilemma..... 2B or not 2B?"
"Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to... Unless you're in prison (I'll see myself out)"
"How near was the boy to his dad's tobacco stash before getting busted? Close... but no cigar."
"So I just turned 21 and there is still no change in my eyesight... when do I get my adult supervision?"