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Joke of the Day
"Where do otters come from? Otter space. [credit goes to Anne Carson, or wherever she heard it]"
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"Whats the stupidest animal in the Jungle? the Polar Bear"
"""You got a friend in me"" - your friend's girlfriend"
"whoever thinks money doesn't bring happiness, transfer it to my account."
"Why are aliens bad at high-fives? Because they always klingon!"
"A redneck goes to a family reunion and says ""Honey, I'm home!"""
"My Mother worries about me living in London sometimes. I tell her it's not London she has to worry about. I just injured myself on a potato."
"A man walks into a bar.. A man walks into a bar and says ""ouch"""
"A blonde walks into a bar holding a piece of shit and says ""look what I almost stepped in!"""
"What do you call a nun that walks in her sleep? A roamin' Catholic."