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Joke of the Day
"How do you spot Will Smith on a snowy Christmas morning? Look for Fresh Prince"
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"I keep having hallucinations of pickles. My therapist says I'm dillusional."
"Oh, you asked if I had a perfect BEACH body. Now I see why you were confused when I said ""Yes, I'm round, ripe & covered in fuzz."""
"Why are aspirins white? Because they actually work."
"Just finishing up my taxes and am now a little worried about my tax software. It just recommended I slip across the border into Mexico."
"Did you hear about the Mathematicians Gentleman's Club? They were famous for their signature dance: the Mobius Strip"
"What floats, is very-very heavy and carries a variety of flavours as a payload? A *Souper*tanker! Simmer on that! - I say!"
"What's the latest pick-up line at gay bays? Hi - mind if I push in your stool?"
"A Freudian Slip A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother"
"If you read into something enough, it can be offensive. I like puppies"