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Joke of the Day
"What's the latest pick-up line at gay bays? Hi - mind if I push in your stool?"
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"Where do white supremacists go shopping? KKK-Mart."
"A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street... A small child walks out of an arcade. The priest turns to the rabbi and says ""Let's fuck him!"" the rabbi turns and says ""Out of what?"""
"The only chance of me reaching the third base ever... ...is while playing baseball"
"At first I couldn't get used to all the plants in my living room... But I think I started growing into it."
"Shout out to old guy behind counter who started coughing really hard, drank some water, recovered, chuckled, and said ""Not today!"""
"I told this girl that I was an architect. It's true in a way, since I now have to design an intricate web of lies to back it up."
"Perks of dating me : I'm too lazy to cheat on you"
"Whoever smelt it, dealt it So technically officer, that weed is yours."
"[taking a picture] Me: ""Make love to the camera!"" Grandma: ""Don't make this weird, dear."""