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Joke of the Day

"A Freudian Slip A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother"

"THE ROOSTER ALSO CALLED A COCK LOVES THE KITTY WET THE CAT FALLS INTO A BUCKET OF WATER THE ROOSTER LAUGHS THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS A COCK LIKES A WET PUSSY."

"Why are orphans terrible baseball players? They don't know where home is."

"How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but no one knows how they got in there."

"It is so cold that Bill Clinton is sleeping with his own wife to keep warm!"

"If I got a dollar every time somebody called me a racist Black people would rob me"

"What do women and aircraft share in common? They both have cockpits"

"In a land with no pockets, the man with the fanny pack is king."

"WHAT'S a pirate's fav'rite Letter? Aye, ye think it be RRRRR, but it's the C."

"Tell 'em how it 'tis, not how it 'twas: Edition 3. The joke used to be ""If ya lick 'er, it's quicker"". Now it's: if ya pin 'er, yer in 'er."