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Joke of the Day

"Just finishing up my taxes and am now a little worried about my tax software. It just recommended I slip across the border into Mexico."

"Tonight, I watched someone ruin over 20 years of sobriety. It was a shitshow. But, in her defense, you only turn 21 once."

"Have you heard the Eric Garner joke? It's so funny I can't breathe Edit: Woah gold, thank you kind stranger :D"

"Why do most Vietnamese people seem like male prostitutes? Because they pay for everything with their Dongs"

"Scandium, Iodine, neon, corium. What is it? It's Science. UPDATE: I'm an idiot"

"What is Donald Trump's favorite holiday? Cinco De Porto!"

"Fox has cancelled American Idol. From Now on, if I want to listen to bad music, I'll have to listen to Pitbull just like everyone else."

"[Racist] How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb None.They just beat the room for being black."

"GB: Brexit was the dumbest thing in the last years! USA: hold my drink!"

"If i cut off my right butt cheek will i be left behind?"