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Joke of the Day
"Why are aspirins white? Because they actually work."
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"What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick!"
"What do you call it when a banana eats another banana? Canabananalism"
"I would like to tell you a remarkably sophisticated joke........... What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing, because they were both stuck up cunts."
"Do you like this hotel? Then why don't you Marriott !!!! Hahahah"
"I'm not racist, I love black people.. so much I think everyone should have one for themselves."
"This guy was all like ""I think you've had enough beers for one night."" Then I'm all ""Fuck you, fridge. Appliances can't even talk."""
"Just trimming my nose hair and drinking a soy latte. Damn it feels good to be a gangsta."
"I'd always wondered why they didn't make pencils with erasers on either side Then I realised there wouldn't be any point."
"SpongeBob Wait, I just realised something. SpongeBob lives in bikini bottom, and he's absorbent: oh no..."