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Joke of the Day

"All of my suspicions are sneaking around."

"My grandfather was treated very badly by the Germans in WW2. Passed over for promotion time and time again."

"Went to see a psychic without an appointment and he wasn't expecting me ?"

"Why did Jesus get a ticket? He tried to skip the Cross walk."

"50 cent files for bankruptcy He only had 50 cent"

"Let's hold off calling dolphins the smartest animal until they stop getting caught in nets."

"Having an argument on the internet... ... Is like having a small dick contest. There's no weiner."

"Where would you find the scientist who loved to f$@k dogs? In the lab."

"Sometimes I wish I was a dinosaur, but then I remember they didn't have nipples."

"What do you call it when a shepherd can't find his ram? Memory loss."