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Joke of the Day

"Went to see a psychic without an appointment and he wasn't expecting me ?"

"A new study says schizophrenia and pot smoking are genetically linked but don't worry, another study says you're just being paranoid."

"What works better than anti-depressants? A 12 Gauge in the mouth This came to me whilst being all depressed."

"Why does Dr. Pepper come in a can? Because his wife died."

"6yo's can't go to jail so I have no idea why this one's refusing to drive me home from the pub."

"I'm selling my talking parrot..... Why? Because yesterday, the bastard tried to sell me."

"Why do Mexicans love six flags ... Because they can get a abortion and go on rides"

"My wallet just went through the wash. I guess you could say I've been laundering money."

"What do you call someone with down syndrome who is very depressed? Down"

"Blondes.... Q: Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms? A: They think their picture is being taken."