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Joke of the Day
"50 cent files for bankruptcy He only had 50 cent"
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"My dog gave birth recently. My dog gave birth to a litter of 8 puppies. We named one puppy johnny, he is a real son of a bitch"
"A construction site worker told his boss ""Boss, the shovel broke ! What should i do now?"" to which the boss replies ""We're out of shovels. Go lean on something else !"""
"911: What's your emergency? Me: I need several Ambuli stat! 911: Ambuli? Me: Yea plural for Ambulance 911: No its not Me: It should be"
"I just want to be fit enough to reach into my glove compartment, without crying."
"They needed three Back to the Future movies so they could cover life's three great concerns: one's birth, one's future legacy, and cowboy"
"How warm is the inside of a Tauntaun? Lukewarm."
"What do engineers use for birth control? Their personalities"
"Make the little things count. Teach midgets math"
"What's the difference between a nazi and a gay guy? 45 degrees of the wrist"