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Joke of the Day
"50 cent files for bankruptcy He only had 50 cent"
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"""I have $50, less than an hour, and a ton of cocaine. Let's make a commercial!"" - every furniture store owner"
"Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong pair of socks this morning."
"What if we've got it backwards? Maybe mustaches have a thing for pedophiles."
"I accidentally broke my cat's ""best butt"" award. It was a catastrophe."
"Adult: Someone who has stopped growing at both ends and now grows in the middle."
"[day after trying sushi for the first time] ME: *putting frozen chicken nuggets on table* WIFE: this isn't cooke- ME: it's sushi, susan"
"Apparently when your wife says ""let's make a baby,"" she doesn't mean assemble an infant from clay and chant The Old Words inside a pentagram"
"What did the Kiwi say to the Rabbi? ""Hebrew""."
"Talking about planets with my nephew. He asked if you could Plow thru Uranus because it's all gas"