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Joke of the Day
"Why did Jesus get a ticket? He tried to skip the Cross walk."
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"""You're attachment is too large,"" my computer tells me. I blush. ""My eyes are up here,"" I respond coyly."
"A paleontologist who studies failed ancestral lines... A Faileontologist"
"Q: How do you know you're flying over Poland? A: Toilet paper hanging on the clotheslines."
"""You are accused of polygamy"" ""And who pressed charges? ""Your wife"" ""Which one exactly?"""
"Joss Whedon should open his own version of a Tractor Supply store, with gardening and animal supplies ... ... he could call it Whedon Feed 'n Weed-n-feed"
"Patient: Why did you charge me a group rate? Psychiatrist: You've got multiple personalities."
"Who makes the sandwiches in a lesbian relationship? Neither, they both eat out."
"A bird gets hit and killed by a baseball The umpire and coroner agreed to call it foul play."
"Did you hear the guitarist who got in trouble? He was fingering a G string but didn't notice it was A minor."