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Joke of the Day
"Sometimes I wish I was a dinosaur, but then I remember they didn't have nipples."
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"Give a man a fish & he'll eat for a day. Give a man a jelly fish and you can pee on him."
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"How much dessert does a dieting Jedi eat at an Italian restaurant? Only one cannoli."
"There's a band called 1023MB It hasn't had any gigs yet."
"What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Slap her."
"They say playing video games is a waste of time, but I credit Tetris for the speed and agility I display when bagging my own groceries."
"I've waited a year to post this This"
"I touch myself when I think of you. It's not what you're thinking, I'm mostly scratching my head wondering what I saw in you."
"How do you confuse a feminist? Tell her you refuse to allow her to make you a sandwich."