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Joke of the Day
"What's a Redditor's favorite color? M'genta"
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"I spilled spot-remover on my dog... ...and now he's gone. :("
"How many white cops does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, as he'll just beat the room for being black."
"I like my coffee like I like my women... Ground up and in the freezer."
"The real reason Jesus died The criminal before him suffered from a deadly skin condition. Jesus died from cross-contamination"
"Don't waste electricity. Would you like it if I turned you on and walked away?"
"Starting a conversation Do you know how heavy a polar bear is? Enough to break the ice. *winks*"
"Wanna hear a pizza joke... never mind it's too cheesy"
"Do girls budget their tears so they don't dehydrate & other legitimate questions"
"Thieves had broken into my house and stolen everything except my soap, shower gel, towels and deodorant. Dirty Bastards !!!"