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Joke of the Day
"People who use that snobby pronunciation of ""vase"" make me want to punch them in the foz."
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"I bet gay people really hate it when their GPS tells them to ""Continue Straight."""
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"What did the Ents yell as they attacked Isengard? Ambush."
"What language do the Vatican Police speak? Pig Latin!"
"Did you know you can't watch porn on the IPhone 7? Yea they took the jack off"
"I like my asshole just like my women's pussy Without some other guy's dick in it"
"Q: Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall? A: To make up for a bad summer."
"If I ever go missing I want my picture on a 40 oz beer rather than a milk carton, because I want fun people to find me."
"A billionaire, a clown, and a presidential candidate walk into a bar... And the bartender says, ""How's it going, Donald?"""