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Joke of the Day
"I spilled spot-remover on my dog... ...and now he's gone. :("
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"Do girls in Asia get tattoos in English on their backs?"
"Is that dress white and gold or black and blue? Either way, it's refressing seeing a debate about color in America that wasn't started by a cop killing someone. @NatBaimel"
"A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. It's a* Shitzhu*."
"What game do little cows like to play? Moonopoly."
"Everything happens for a reason, but sometimes the reason is you are stupid and make bad descisions..."
"Why can't the bicycle stand on its own ? Because its two tyred"
"Katrina Hit me hard, Wrecked my house, threw all of my possessions around and flooded my basement, But I still think those jeans made her look fat."
"My girlfriend is like God. Doesn't exist..."
"OH AND JUST FYI.... THE BAGS UNDER MY EYES ARE LOUIS VUITTON"