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Joke of the Day

"The real reason Jesus died The criminal before him suffered from a deadly skin condition. Jesus died from cross-contamination"

"[Michael Cera running a slice of toast under the cold tap to soften up the sharp edges before eating it]"

"I tried to teach a class on how hard it is to make a Fibonacci Sequence. But it spiraled WAY out of control!"

"Why don't Natives like snow? Because it's white, and it's on their land."

"People are always talking about how popular Steve Jobs was.. But I don't think he'll ever be as popular as his brother, Hand."

"Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks?"

"What did the British gentlepimp say to his accountant bitch? Tally ho!"

"What's the difference between a normal pirate and a sexy pirate? The type of booty they plunder."

"A kiss will make her day But anal will make her hole weak"

"SCIENTIST: it's both man and machine ME: what's it called? S: I call it a cyborg M: I would have went with manchine S: *crushes test tube*"