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Joke of the Day
"I have never turned down an offer to smell something"
Next Joke
"Me: Could a drunk person do this!? *assembles Ikea bookcase* Her: that's supposed to be a couch."
"Two avocados were crossing the road... .. One got hit by a truck so the other one said: Come on, guacamole, catch up!"
"Unexpected things ""It says here on your resume that you're good at saying unexpected things.."" ""Yes I am"" ""But I thought you were gonna say something unexp- ..oh you're good"""
"I told my disbelieving Egyptian friend that he was standing in a river... ...but he was in The Nile."
"Humpty Dumpty had a good Summer... But he had a *great* Fall!"
"If two vegetarians are fighting, is it still considered beef?"
"Why did the Russian man get food poisoning? Because NE-coli."
"I don't know about Michael J. Fox... His last few performances have been kind of shaky."
"Who do you call a stupid whore? Your mother, that is who i call a stupid whore"