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Joke of the Day

"What did Trump say to Obama? Orange is new black [p.s. - not my original, my friend told me this one]"

"Instead of being buried or cremated, I've arranged to be liquidized. I'm not going to a funeral if I can't get drunk."

"There once was a soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray... He is now a seasoned veteran."

"Time for a Pao wow... Feel free to express how you really feel..."

"What do you get when a dragon sneezes? Out of the way. Thanks League smh"

"Store Sign: ""WE HAVE MACE"" Think that's going to keep me from shopping here?"

"I think the most pressing question for the Pope should be, ""so like, after 7pm in the Vatican, what do you do? Just, like, sit in there?"""

"Lance Armstrong finally admitted to doping... ...at least he had the ball to admit it."

"Leaving Twitter for Facebook is like leaving the bar to go home."

"What do MLK, Elvis, and the Houston Oilers have in common? They all died in Tennessee"