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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick? Fucks Funny."
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"Samsung users are like... ""Im glad Samsung is finally blowing up."""
"What do you call a musician's erection? A tromboner."
"It's like my cat doesn't even appreciate it when I take the time to rake his litter box like a Zen Garden."
"You're shoes are untied! April fools! Got ya!!"
"It's because it's Bring Your Daughter To Work Day, sweetie. That's why. What Papa is doing right now is called an ""autopsy"". Stop crying."
"If I ever saw an amputee being hung, I'd start yelling out letters."
"""Time heals all wounds ;)"" - Rattlesnakes"
"Cannibals do not like to eat vaginas. .....Because it tastes like fish. ;-.>"
"If Johnny has $20 and Tyrone takes $16... What color is Tyrone?"