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Joke of the Day
"The only part I hate about not wearing pants is having to wipe snot on my bare legs."
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"Women 15 to 65 At 15, a girl is a SURPRISE. At 25, she is the RIGHT PRIZE. At 35,she is a GRAND PRIZE. At 45,she is a CONSOLATION PRIZE. At 55, she is a DOOR PRIZE, and at 65,she is a GIVEAWAY PRIZE"
"What's the difference between a fox and a dog? About 7 beers."
"Between all the plane crashes and their infamous driving... I'm beginning to think Asians are just bad at transportation."
"What do you call the first sperm that reaches the egg? The ova achiever"
"SOMEONE LEFT THEIR DOGS IN THE CAR WITH THE WINDOWS ROLLED UP -Ma'am, that's a pack of Ballpark All-Beef Franks. ITS 500 DEGREES IN THERE"
"What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public? A private tutor."
"What's worse than a chick telling you she only thinks of you as a friend? When she says she thinks of you like a brother."
"A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall off a cliff... Ba dum tss!"
"what do you call a mexican on the moon ? an Astronaut you Racist"