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Joke of the Day
"What do you call the first sperm that reaches the egg? The ova achiever"
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"3 middle aged men walk into a notary office. Half life 3 confirmed."
"Why are C programmers poor? They don't have any inheritance. Or... Why should you not date a C programmer? They have no class."
"I'm reading a book about anti-gravity... I can't put it down."
"What's a frat boy's favorite toy company? Hasbrah."
"I finally Understand Math Me: wow i finally understand math *moves on to next question* Me: what the hell is this"
"*Goes fishing *Catches Spongebob *Hangs him on my wall as a trophy *Too lazy to buy a sponge *Uses Spongebob to clean toilet"
"What's the difference between a jar of mayonnaise and France? If you leave the jar alone for 200 years it'll develop a culture."
"My Mexican friend is so indecisive He's always on the fence"
"phones are so much more than just phones nowadays, like they can also be napkins, or paper towels, or tiny depression machines, or napkins"