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Joke of the Day
"what do you call a mexican on the moon ? an Astronaut you Racist"
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"What breaks every time you give it to a toddler? Their pelvis."
"What do elephants do in the evenings ? Watch elevision !"
"I just found out they have Canadian Jeopardy It's almost the same, only your answers must be in the form of an apology."
"There are so many closet gay muslims, Isis just invaded Narnia."
"WIFE: get down here! ME: *from telephone wire* I'm with my friends WIFE: why are u wearing fake wings? ME: *to bird next to me* they're real"
"An old lady in front of me dropped a $20 note, so I asked myself, ""what would Jesus do?"" So I turned it into wine. I bought wine."
"TIL that condoms have serial numbers. What? Have you never rolled them down that far?"
"I Can control sheep just by listening to them I herd it with my own ears"
"Casual conversations are just like casual sex. I don't know how to have either one."