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Joke of the Day

"Between all the plane crashes and their infamous driving... I'm beginning to think Asians are just bad at transportation."

"What did the redneck say to his sister? Oooh yeah, baby!"

"Why can't Canada win wars? Because they'll blow you up and then apologize."

"""Are there drug dealers on Twitter?"" Asking for 522 friends."

"Now that I'm playing Pokemon Go I don't need a girlfriend anymore... The servers go down on me all the time."

"Dubai don't like 'The Flintstones'... Abu Dhabi do."

"My grandfather once told me 'When i was your age, I thought I was going to be 10 all my life too. So I said 'And when I was your age, I didn't believe in reincarnation either'."

"So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forget the rest of the joke, but your mother's a whore."

"Dad, What is your favorite music genre ? Elevator music"

"Levi's commercial idea. A man lay dead on the ground. Another man stands over him. The camera pushes in slowly on the killer's face. Levi's"