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Joke of the Day

"SOMEONE LEFT THEIR DOGS IN THE CAR WITH THE WINDOWS ROLLED UP -Ma'am, that's a pack of Ballpark All-Beef Franks. ITS 500 DEGREES IN THERE"

"How is Halloween celebrated in Kentucky? pumpkin"

"Sir it would appear that you have sugar poisoning ""You mean Diabetes?"" Ooh look at me, I'm a patient that knows all the diseases ooh"

"Let my son leave the house today wearing a striped shirt and plaid shorts. I'm done, he's natural selections problem now."

"""I'm not even going to dignify that with a response"", she responded."

"You can't make me believe there's a shortage of jobs in this country when there are 23 cash registers at WalMart and only 3 cashiers."

"January, February, March, April, May, June, July, August, September, October, November, December, Cucumber..."

"why dont women drive? because theres not road from the bed room to the kitchen"

"Going commando is the closest I'll ever get to joining the army."

"The difference between a seesaw and a catapult? An overweight friend."