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Joke of the Day
"What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public? A private tutor."
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"Standing closer to me in line will not get you to the checkout faster."
"What do you call a blonde with two brain cells? Pregnant"
"What hurts? When a man with a boner runs against a wall. And what is embarrassing? When his nose touches the wall first."
"Round Sheep A farmer asked me ""Can you help me round up my sheep?"" I said ""How many have you got?"" He said ""78"" I said ""we will call that 80!"""
"What do you get if you ask a bear to spare some of his salmon? The Bear Glare."
"Two widgets walk into a sidebar... where's the menu? ...my wife's joke :)"
"A police officer found two kids walking the streets. One had a battery and the other had a firecracker. He charged one and let the other one off"
"Whats the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew Harry made it out of the chamber"
"What do you call a electric Volkswagen? A **Volts**wagon"