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Joke of the Day
"How do you catch a unique lion? Unique up on him. How do you catch a tame lion? tame way! Zingo!"
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"Why would Helen Keller be a terrible driver? She's dead."
"I asked Donald Trump what he thought about my penis He said it's going to be huuuuuuge."
"Sodomy? SodoYOU. JK, please sodomy."
"The doctor said to the patient We had to remove a part of your anus Patient- will I be any different? Doctor-Just less of an asshole Edit 1- Changed rectum to anus, credit u/RigorMortis76"
"I can't understand my parents. I am 35 years old and they're still living with me."
"Do you remember blowing bubbles when you were a child? Well he is back in town and wants you to give him a call."
"Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand, but I'm thinking of you."
"Yo mama so fat she has more chins than a chinese phone book"
"Patient: ""It must be tough spending all day with your hands in someone's mouth."" Dentist: ""I just think of it as having my hands in their wallet."""