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Joke of the Day
"Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand, but I'm thinking of you."
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"Daycare sent me a pic of my 4yr old daughter holding hands with a boy.. with interlocked fingers.. INTERLOCKED FINGERS? send bail money!"
"What was Boaz like before he got married? Ruthless."
"Coughing problems -My wife is constantly coughing. We have tried everything and nothing helps. -Have you tried weed? -Yes, she is coughing and laughing."
"What kind of overalls does Mario wear? *denim* *denim* *denim*"
"A haunted house for introverts that is just random people popping out and asking questions."
"Man walks into a bar and asks, ""Can I have a Colt 45?"" ""Sorry Sir,"" comes the reply ""We have sold out"". ""OK, no problem, can I have a Luger and Lime instead?"""
"How do you milk sheep? With iPhone accessories."
"Osama bin Laden threatened Russia: If you get caught up in this war... I'll hide from you too!"
"What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? We better get some support before someone thinks we're nuts"