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Joke of the Day
"I can't understand my parents. I am 35 years old and they're still living with me."
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"my girlfriend texted me saying she was going to go out shopping for an hour sent at: 2001-11-06 3:35 PM"
"DOCTOR: studies show that social media use reduces attention span ME: that's hard to believe DOCTOR: are you checking your phone? ME: what?"
"When you mount a gun rack above your desk, it's surprising how many PowerPoint presentations you simply don't have to see."
"I found this joke on the news when I went to America... His name is Donald Trump."
"Me: You can't honestly expect me to believe this house isn't haunted; I can see the ghost walls from here. Realtor: Those are windows."
"What's long, brown, and sticky? A stick"
"Q: Why are farmers cruel? A: They pull corn by the ears."
"That's offensive -- Pikachu is his slave name."
"The emperor's new joke"