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Joke of the Day
"Yo mama so fat she has more chins than a chinese phone book"
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"An Irish elocution lesson Say the following words together quickly: Whale. Oil. Beef. Hooked."
"Did you hear about the magic tractor? Turned into a field."
"Which One Comes First I just Ordered A Chicken and an Egg off the internet, to see which one comes first........ I'll keep you posted."
"I just googled Magnum condoms and I swear I could hear Siri laughing."
"Q: Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book? A: They all have phones."
"Which city u cannot enter? ELECTRICITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"I was pretty sure you were the wrong kind of crazy. Then you used ""luckfully"" in a tweet and removed all doubt."
"What starts with E, ends with E and has only one letter? An envelope!"
"In a communist country, what does a woman say to a man before having sex? I want you to seize my means of reproduction."