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Joke of the Day

"I asked Donald Trump what he thought about my penis He said it's going to be huuuuuuge."

"Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo? They wanted 4 clean walls to spray paint."

"How do we know Floyd Mayweather isn't a bomb? Because he can't tell the time."

"Two budgies sitting on a perch One says to the other: can you smell fish?"

"NURSE: do you have any allergies ME: burnt bread NURSE: you're allergic to burnt bread? ME: yes I'm black toast intolerant"

"What's the opposite of Christopher Walken? Christopher Reeve..."

"[Bar] me: Gimme one more wife: I think you've had enough m: Last one w: Fine m: *asks waitress for another kids menu so I can do the maze*"

"So I was at a sushi restaurant last night. I saw they had this Orgasm roll. I tried it, but I couldn't finish."

"I say ""fight me"" a lot for a girl that's 5'2"" and has a tough time opening some doors because they're too heavy."

"LPT: For those of you that always feel the need to click on every link (and end up wasting a lot of time on the internet).. ...gotcha."